Sunday, April 5, 2009

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

Because the Universe seems to want to play some odd and inhuman trick on me and do to me what I can do to myself all on my own.. (No not THAT, people.. minds out of the gutter)..

It's 430am and guess what..

Wait for it..




Wait...




Wait...






yeah, I HAVE INSOMNIA....


AGAIN!


I believe I have dozed off a few times only to wake myself up in a coughing fit. I even put up my pillows in a way so I could sleep sitting up a little bit so I wouldn't cough, but that didn't help, I couldn't fall asleep! Now my day tomorrow will be shot to hell, since I'll probably sleep most of the day away as is my usual routine now.

You would think that as tired as I am... exhausted or sleep deprived is more like it..and I am tired, since I got up early early Saturday morning.. I'd just node off to sleep but instead I've somehow managed to have the TV on a station and I'm watching Power Rangers, MPG "MPG ACTIVATE!" Well, not exactly watching it, but it's the noise in the background just below the sound of the last 2 kittens running back and forth in my bedroom like they just smoked some crack and must continuously run around, because we all know that it's a waste of crack, not to mention the money they must have spent (hopefully it didn't come from my wallet)...just a waste if they would lay down and go to sleep. But I can totally see these kittens smoking crack then running around screaming "MPG ACTIVATE" and their little colorful outfits appear on them out of no where and since we don't have any evilness in the house... wait, yes we do but he's asleep, there's no one else right now to chase, so all they do is run around after each other in their goofy costumes in the only place they can seem to find, which is my room, screaming at each other "MPG ACTIVATE" and making as much noise as they possibly can, cause GOD KNOWS I DON'T NEED TO SLEEP. Maybe if I turned the program off, they would stop smoking crack and finally go to sleep.. Ok, changing channels...

Much better. Headline News (HLN), formally CNN (or as my father says, Communist Network News) is on. I won't sleep through this either, since it loops every 15 minutes or so and my eyes pop open and my brain says, WHAT DIDN'T I JUST HEAR THIS NOT SO NEWS WORTHY STUFF? Oh yeah, it's been 15 minutes. And now I'm thinking that my computer is a communist, since it totally closed down my FireFox program taking this post with it, but somehow it saved it as published... so here I am getting to add to an already too long and stupid post...

Maybe I should be smoking the crack instead of the kittens. Wish I had a bathtub, I'd let calgon take me away... well, ok since I don't have a tub, I don't have calgon, I'll have to settle for Irish Spring or Olay. Just my luck really.

Oh, no more Power Ranger Smoking Crack Kittens (PRSCK) I think the news ruined their buzz and they've nodded off somewhere, in my room of course, because it's just too easy to walk through a doorway that doesn't have a door closed and seriously find their mother who I think has begun hiding from them. I would too if two PRSCK's wanted to nurse on me all the time, while shouting "MPG ACTIVATE".

Great, now I will probably fall asleep with my light lazered sword while screaming for something to activate and am thankful that both kids are in bed asleep and won't have to ask me if it's a sex toy that I'm talking about but with my luck I'll wake up screaming it out loud and they'll ask me what I am talking about, which means I'll have to put my invisible shield on and whisper to them to go to their rooms cause they are grounded for asking me a question and then the PRSCK's will start up again, because by the time I wake up it'll be bedtime again and I'll be like... "dude I can't sleep again" over here on this thing *tap tap*.

I need milk. Maybe I can sleep now that the PRSCK's are done and the news is on, cause the anchorpeople on HLN have a way of making me zone off with their voices, until it loops back through again...

Does anyone understand now, why up there in my title of this blog, it says, "On the edge of insanity, just don't push" ? Read this post again and you'll get it. Yes, that's me there on the right ---> picturely perfectly insanity. I don't need anyone to push me though, I can do that on my own too, thankyouverymuch. It's not easy being me lately.

Milk.

Peace.

4 comments:

DysFUNctional Mom said...

I can totally visualize those crack-smoking kitties. I have one kitten in the house right now and he keeps us entertained...2 would drive me crazy!
---pulling you back from the edge---

JoeinVegas said...

What happens when you put them out in the hall and close the door? Hope sleep came.

lisa lind said...

dang girl, a bit wound up, are we? lol loved the kitty story....hope they finally passed out and you got some much needed zzz's. hugs :o)

Lea said...

Fun: haha and your getting 5 more? LOL <--only thing I can think of right now having already responded to your other comment lol!

Joe: I have one cat that owns me and he gets pissed when the door is shut cause it's not MY room, it's his and he wants to come and go as he pleases. Plus, they'd be out at the door, putting their paws under the door and making just as much noise! Sleep comes in spurts.

Lisa: Contact high from the kittens, only way to explain the wound up part!

I did a few minutes ago, open up my daughters door and threw them in there. She doesn't know cause she is sleeping and hopefully, they'll just go to sleep too. Mean mom that I am.